We've prepared three t-shirt designs which you can download and take to your local purveyor of pointless novelty clobber (or do it online, for example at www.photobox.co.uk).

Browse through the designs and then right-click on your favourite and select 'Save...'

What's the catch?

There isn't one. Other than, maybe, if you happen to have a mo, perhaps you could get someone to take a photo of you wearing it and send it to us? Just for a larf...